Saturday, September 29, 2007

Kimkins Admins

I am not talented enough to come up with something so brilliant so I shamelessly copied this post from LCF, made by Jazlyn

"Ok, this is my take on the admins over at the kimpire.

A 400 lb bondage master who continues to promote kimkins even though his slave has been hospitalized. Power before health..good thinking. (I wonder who really holds the whip, him or kimmer?)

A moron who can't spell or stick to the same story for more than 5 minutes but thinks that she alone can take down netrition.

A psychic who gets paid for her readings but has no clue what is going on in the real world.

And for good measure lets throw in a member who takes great pride in the fact that she can spew rude, hateful comments to poor, unsuspecting people who are just trying to get the facts straight and still has time to date 2 men (wonder if they know about each other?) swim the English chanel and run 40 miles a week while wearing a puppy skin coat. (but lets not ban her because she is such an asset)

desperate much Heidy?"

For you that don't know:
The bondage master is tarvos{K}
The moron is Tippy Toes
The psychic is SingingLass
The member is melt
And, Heidy of course is kimmer herself


Anonymous said...

I think that the bdsm guy's name needs to be altered to fit with the info we have about him - "tarvos{K}" The change of capitalisation fits more with known facts, methinks.


mariasol said...

Done! And thanks. My education didn't cover bondage :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, but it gets better. Now all those "success stories" turn out to be graced with pictures of Russian Mail Order Brides slash Models.

Heidi's too cheap to pay for stock photos, so she just gets them off Russian Mail Order Bride sites.

I'm about to die from the hilarity!

Anonymous said...

What I love the most is that "red dress lady" has finally been located. ROFLMAO!!!! That Hidey is not the sharpest tool in the shed, is she? Is there some risk of copyright infringement that she took photos from the internet for publication in Women's World? Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm................

mariasol said...

Yes! I didn't believe they would ever find the red dress lady as I thought kimmer would have been smart enough to use a photo that had since been taken down. I'm glad I was wrong.